Anonymous
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Moonee Ponds, Australia
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Rune
Squishy or non-squishy?
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
BadDad
San Diego, United States
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
anonymous
Japan
In training
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Work sucks
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
jbhadafuckedupday
Pride and joy
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Top comments
pjsr 33
Hopefully he doesn't also stand in the box and use his feet to cover it. It's time to teach him to pee in the yard like a real man.
JadeMinu 10
What a savage.
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JadeMinu 10
What a savage.
oniontom 2
Indeed savage.your kid very cute!lmao
pjsr 33
Hopefully he doesn't also stand in the box and use his feet to cover it. It's time to teach him to pee in the yard like a real man.
RichardPencil 32
That's what you get for outsourcing potty-training to your cat.
GrannisGoddess26 5
I laugh because I all so raised a son who did things like this.
species4872 20
It was only a piddling amount.
Arokthis 21
Just remember that it could be MUCH worse: he could be peeing on the carpet, your bed, the couch, etc. At least this is easy to clean!
Arokthis 21
Just remember that it could be MUCH worse: he could be peeing on the carpet, your bed, the couch, etc. At least this is easy to clean!
indienerdgirl 27
I'd rather him pee in the litter box than in the closet or something lol
Tartara 15
Well...at least it's easy to clean up? Could be much worse!