Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I agreed to let my house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day and one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confirmed guests. FML
Today, the alarm clock downstairs has been going off since 3am. The apartment belongs to two other students. They've gone home. Only 3 more days left to go. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Keep it down
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Celebrate!
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
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mukduk 21
Wow, that is extremely inconsiderate. They couldn't wait a day?
superwhovian 16
Should have called the cops on them for disturbing the peace
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Comments (70)
HedgeFox90 26
Feel your pain, I'd almost rather live in a tiny apartment alone than risk having to deal with roommates.
igg125 30
Where is the party at?
ZoroMiHawk 25
If you need to be up in 3 hours and you still haven't slept, you might as well not bother going to sleep at all because if you do fall asleep, getting up from bed again will feel like you're trying to move a boulder off your chest
msmedieval 11
Is there anywhere else you can study like a library or a friend's place?
RealSuperSand 21
I've had this happen to me, and it sucks a bag of ******, but I've also been at parties where this was happening to other people so it all evens out in the end.
iamsofuckedupla 19
Welcome to college.
lemonadestand 7
Tell them you don't like how selfish they're being
NotSoSlimShady 10
Sounds like a... Rude awakening.
messymessiah 11
I'm assuming they knew you still had one last exam? Cos that's really crappy if they did. Come into their room in the morning with a foghorn
brockizkool 3
This was posted at 10:00 pm. You said it was 4:30. I hate you
annie_zoo 27
OP probably posted it after his finals, most fmls work that way. It's not like he's going to go on fml just to rant about his housemates when he has a final in 3 hours.