Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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Top comments
Yazoo77 16
Keep that my note and show it to the police, their handwriting can be helpful in capturing them.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Hopefully, the robber's stealth was crappy and the cops will be able to find some clues to find him.
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Comments (52)
Fmlsea 28
time to invest in some security measures for your home. thats alittle insulting though to hear that the person who is robbing you ,says all your stuff is crap. its like sorry robber next time ill have some nice stuff for you steal -_-
iseebearbears 27
I think you mean burglarized.
ThatHorse 15
And that's why you bolt the safe to your houses foundation. Or better yet make it part of the foundation when you build the house.
iwadasn 33
You do realize not everyone builds their house?
igg125 30
Robbers can be choosers.
disbatch 14
Buy better stuff, hope you had insurance