Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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Yazoo77 16
Keep that my note and show it to the police, their handwriting can be helpful in capturing them.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Hopefully, the robber's stealth was crappy and the cops will be able to find some clues to find him.
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Comments (52)
mashnum4077 10
Suggestion from a locksmith here: Keep it hidden and bolted to the floor. Don't be cheap about your safe either. Spend atleast 200-300 dollars for a non-electric safe.
NandersTheFox 22
What was in the safe, and if it was money then how much?
worldclassrager 41
Well at least you know what's stolen...that's a good thing right? SDB are a better way of keeping things under wraps...can't be stolen
daddysgirl243 21
at least he didn't take every thing
littleking94 14
Sounds like you were Burglarized not robbed. Getting robbed is when someone takes your belongings by intimidation or force. Keep your savings in a bank, sorry bout your luck
tanishpradhan 20
Burgled* ... Wtf is burglarized? Where did you even get that?
ItsDutch 16
Burglarized is the correct term...
dbt88 15
Thank you. It bothers me so very much when people confuse the two.
melanielovejeff 15
Are you sure someone in your life who is close to you wasn't trying to teach you a lesson? After all, since when do robbers leave notes?
katydid91 31
Hopefully the safe in question was not a gun safe.
Hop6e 22
Time to go buy the at home detective kit now
DivineZero 18
I guess you could say that the burglar was robbed of an opportunity
Dexter83_fml 17
Hopefully you touched nothing so you don't contaminate the crime scene there should be visible sign of forced entry and finger prints on the paper. There will be shoe prints that the police can search a database of those shoes. Remember every criminal leaves behind some evidence so call the police if you haven't done so already
Ichiya 29
You watch too many crime show. The truth is even with fingerprints they can't to shit. They need something to compare them to.
Brandi_Faith 34
That's why they run them through the computer system. They fingerprint people when they're charged for this exact reason, to compare prints from a scene to a criminal