Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Penhold, Canada
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Aaron
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Top comments
OnlyAvailableID 28
Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?
allmidnighteyes 11
it's a good thing the cake is a lie.
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Comments (130)
floiedy 0
Sorry bout that. I couldn't resist it.
colombiancartel 0
Im guessing" you. had no milk/?
ageofkyle 0
better a cake then something valuable dumbass
realangelofdeath 0
What? How dare they? First they break into your house, and then they steal your food? Well that just takes the cake!
Dragonfire76 0
If I were you, I'd be happy they just stole the cake.
xPlasticrevolver 0
>:U NOT THE CAKE. ANYTHING BUT THAT! That made me lul. I can only predict the same would happen to me... >>;;
Inker96 0
well cake is very delicious...
Milcah_fml 1
What kind of house do you have anyway?! The cake is a lie that's for sure.
bobicool 4
The cake is a lie!!!
k9obsessed 5
It's not neccesarily that you didn't have good enough things. I've seen posts about people who were careless enough to leave their keys in their expensive cars with the windows wide open, and the only thing anyone did was open the door to take some change off the passenger's seat. People are weird sometimes. It's all good.