Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Penhold, Canada
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Aaron
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Top comments
OnlyAvailableID 28
Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?
allmidnighteyes 11
it's a good thing the cake is a lie.
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Comments (130)
Storm5526 4
They would have taken that anyway :)
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Or they were just hungry.
WingedLovely27 20
Out of all the robbery FMLs I've seen, this one really... *puts on sunglasses* ...takes the cake. OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAH!!!
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Well that takes the cake.
tuxedoandex 28
Well that just takes the cake,
NamelessFace 22
Points to the last two comments for originality. Funny though, they probably didn't see the other comments yet they were all thinking the same exact thing...
DalekWarrior26 9
don't worry the cake was a lie anyway
Lackingman 8
Sounds like Jacksepticeye robbed you
SirKiro_fml 5
Must be a little old fatty who robbed you