Noname
Canada
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
eggs
Canada
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
eggonmiface
No yolk
Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
skichick54
United States
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
FuckYou
Santa Maria, United States
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
francesa_loca
Canada
Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
Anonymous
There's no such thing as a coincidence
Today, I cracked an egg with a disgusting rotten black yolk into the pan, ruining my almost done breakfast. Last time this happened, just coincidentally, two deaths in the family and a near deadly mental breakdown followed. Now eggs seem too gross to eat, and I’m afraid this time was another bad omen. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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OneWithNoRegrets 0
I think i passed your house im not kidding
AreYouSure_fml 0
Jeez those people that egged your house are little *****.
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SAF_fml 0
Noname posts way too many FML's so they're all fake. and no it doesn't do that when you don't have an account because you need an account to post fml's
kellyissmelly 0
No name is not a real person, dumbshit. You don't need an account to post FMLs, you only need one to comment. Its anonymous.
Khalavaster 0
Noname is maybe a fml staff member coz most fmls seem so fake.. i guess they need something good, though made up, on the site everyday
Sindy_fml 4
omg :( my mums car got egged too :|
CrazyCowgirl67 0
Is this Brenda? and was it on holloween? Oops me bad....
thirdbase1733 0
happened to me last year
eraepsekahs 0
that sucks.
bobbybill0519 7
im sure ur eggs froze 2....
I_Am_Blacklight 2
It's called pour warm water on it until it melts.
ednusi 7
maybe wait until summer, scoop the eggs off, fry them and eat them
Spazshelley 9
Did anyone else notice OP said "the winter"?