skichick54
United States
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Canada
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
egged
Singapore
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
socialdisease
United States
Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML
Anonymous
Damage control
Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML
Lindso1
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
elle
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
wet
United States
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML
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yummcookie 0
Points for creativity surely?
afdude87 6
That must've taken skill.
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Comments (130)
yummcookie 0
Points for creativity surely?
officeradvil 8
Points for strength.
AsianCookie247 14
What the F... ?
nonelikeworms 0
I'm sorry to say but that is pretty funny. Douchy but funny.
gamercanadian 11
At least u weren't Canadian
gojira666 7
Insert racist watermelon joke here.
fuhkinsupah 0
who can afford to throw watermelons? eggs are much cheaper ammo
CreeperIRL 14
Better watermelons than poo?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Go medieval on there ass! Get some big ass rocks and catapult there house!! Mwahahaha
Sunny_Eclipse 6
I give +30 points for creativity, strength, and most importantly, balls. Still, that sucks, OP.
dre_bro11 12
I like the way OP wrote 'not egged, watermeloned' as if we would have gotten confused between the two terms.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Aren't watermelons hard to throw because they're a but heavy? Wonder how far away the person threw the watermelon from...
deaper 16
Yeah they are just a LITTLE BIT (not "bUt") heavy!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
How did they even manage that? Watermelons are heavy, and unless they were somehow above your house, it seems like it would be more trouble than it's worth. Sucks anyway. +1 for the hooligans for being season-appropriate. In the fall, they'll pumpkin your house.
NTimmy 2
Imagine how hard the guy must of throw to get the watermelon to smash open :0
PutItIn 8
Black People ALL THE WAY
SemperFi_23 6
81- Let me guess, in winter they will ham OP's house?
krazy_glu3 0
The only way this could get funnier is if OP was black. ....just saying. You know it'd be funny.
PhillyEagles 0
In Soviet Russia people throw house at your watermelon. Be thankful you don't live in soviet russia.
afdude87 6
That must've taken skill.
NastyNinja31 0
Y would u waste a watermelon like that
StopDropNRoll 11
What if you own a watermelon farm and you have more than enough for yourself? I mean if I owned a chicken farm y not go have some fun sometimes =P.
xleanne_aLly 23
Oh no... you aren't from Canada are you?
Joshoa123 16
And a hell of a throwing arm.
jonmansheppard 9
**** you 67, im canadian!
arosssssss 4
**** canadians
funnyshitt 0
And you know they werent black cuz they wouldent have wasted it
dtbomb 3
Well I guess eggs are just to good for you.
TheMadScientist 13
At least it is sweet.
gunmania0 12
Amazingly FML screwed up another comment. Mine.
Jdimp 1
hahahaha I giggled at this
Googoo27 12
I see what u did there
ALQ_fml 13
Holy crap, that's terrible! FYL, OP; watermelons can do damage. Hopefully they didn't destroy too much. Make sure to clean that stuff up before the sun bakes it; rancid watermelon smells pretty awful.
tmmundy 17
or before the ants take over.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I just pictured that, and it almost brought me to tears.. A swarm of ants just consuming OP's entire house. Damn.
Gruv3r14 1
Well that's... New.
ALQ_fml 13
Whelp, FML moved my reply; this was a comment to something else. Carry on. >
zandalee 20
Easier to clean up
ambowew 7
Eggs cost too much these days!
GodsLittleMistak 8
Wow the recession's hit hard for everyone!
izzabella43 0
The price of these eggs is TOO DAMN HIGH!
itsalanis 25
man, just imagine the damage. makes you wish it were egged than watermeloned.
x_KL_x 7
Was there a zombie on your lawn?
bobthemarley 6
I hope not, if the melons hit the house op got their brains eaten lol
flydragonpie 2
PlantsVsZombies reference?
VandalHeartX 0
Welcome to the joke, yes.