Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Swandive235 27
I feel your pain. Day before senior year prom, I get the most massive pimple smack dab on my nose.
homesuckfucker 28
I recommend getting a foaming acne wash. Not the Clinique crap. You should be able to find it at a drug store, like CVS, in a blue bottle. They'll likely have it in the store brand, as well as the real brand. The store brand is cheaper and contains the same active ingredients, so get that. It smells awful, but works like a dream. It even helps prevent breakouts like this! Use it daily, and good luck, OP.
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kailynrisher 9
????
mtndewyou 6
Herpes, jk.
xIlluminated 6
I've gotten a triangle on my face before
nicievans 9
... are these "pimples" accompanied by severe itching and burning, as if the nerve endings are on fire? When was your last sexual encounter?