Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
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Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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c0c0_fml 16
Make sure she pays for that
AmbrosiaWriter 17
You probably could make her pay for it. Sure you weren't supposed to be using it in class, but that deserved confiscating, not BREAKING. (Also don't they have cases and stuff that you can get so that kind of shit doesn't happen? Otter box or something?)
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Comments (490)
LePenguin 0
Should of got an android!
hateevryone 15
she needs to pay for it.
expellerumious 3
the teacher should be paying for that!
HighGTurn 12
I wouldve cussed her out and made her pay for it.
hrubi4x4 4
She would bethe 1 to pay for it thats for sure. Otherwise lawsuit
vde_fml 15
Well I believe you deserve it. You are supposed to pay attention in class, not play with your phone.
Kupcakes 11
My school has a "no phone" policy too. They don't even have to see the phone to take it away from you. My friend was feeling sick, so she texted her dad to pick her up. When she went to the office, they demanded her phone because her dad told them that she texted him to go pick her up. Only a parent can retrieve your phone once it's been taken away. He was RIGHT there when they took it, and he still had to sign papers to get it back. They expect us to go to the health office to call a parent when we're not feeling well, when the health office is NEVER EVEN OPEN. They give you a WAIT time when you tell them you feel like you're going to vomit. The "no phone" policy is dumb and ineffective, in my opinion. The students whose grades are actually crappy are the ones who KNOW how to hide their phones while still using them. But even with their phones taken away, they still won't do their damn work. Pointless rule. FYL, OP. I don't like the policy, but it's up to your school, no matter how dumb it is. Your teacher, however, SHOULD have to pay for it. You got your phone taken away, that's enough punishment for going against the rules, but making YOU pay for what your teacher did isn't right. That's like a teacher straight demanding money from you for being defiant. They can't do that.
WerewolfJohn 6
Well actually, it is only illegal to rummage through the student's belongings without a warrant. OP didn't tell us how the teacher took it and what he was doing to get it taken away.
kfinch7 10
My Friends teacher did that, she dropped his iPhone and the screen cracked, then when he asked her about it she told him that she didn't break it. /:
Esiuol_fml 5
YDI for 1. having an iPhone. 2. Assumingly, using it in class and 3. getting caught.