Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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c0c0_fml 16
Make sure she pays for that
AmbrosiaWriter 17
You probably could make her pay for it. Sure you weren't supposed to be using it in class, but that deserved confiscating, not BREAKING. (Also don't they have cases and stuff that you can get so that kind of shit doesn't happen? Otter box or something?)
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Comments (490)
Immolate 11
you should talk to the teacher to see if she will pay to fix it, also check out your school policy on that. If the teacher is a reasonable person, she will pay to have it fixed. If she is a (excuse my french) bitch, she will not and then you're screwed.
NiceOldMan 11
Yes, you probably shouldn't have had your phone out, but the teacher should be held accountable for her clumsiness. In no way do you deserve a broken iPhone. Those things are expensive, and for some people, having a phone out doesn't distract them (or others) THAT much. I once leaned on my phone awkwardly and it went off, so it was confiscated. The teacher left it on his desk the entire day for anyone to just come and take. I finally went back into the room during a pep rally to retrieve it, because if I hadn't, it would have been there all weekend or gotten stolen. Teachers don't always have the best judgement. FYL
Eiregal2 10
Well, when I was in school ( finished in 2004) my vice principal would come up to you, put out her hand and right demand the phone, cd Walkman or any other device you had ( yes, cd Walkman! I loved that thing) this was an Irish catholic school though. They gave us detention and extra weeks worth of homework for wearing socks that were not white or wearing makeup >.> oh bless the Catholics, they do try.
NKAllStar 2
I would have been like hitch u dropped it and now u gotta pay for it
HeartsCry 0
Tell her to get on her knees
br34kthesilenc3 0
I'd be beyond pissed off, tell her she's gotta pay for it.
cnm3jk2 1
YDI. School is for learning, not being on the phone. It's okay to have your phone, but if teachers respect you enough not to be on their phone, you should respect them enough not to be on yours.
asia3pea90 13
And the bitch is paying for it. Sue her ass.
camelspanker69 0
Make them pay for that. Dang I would have yelled at the teacher
kittykat2345 10
Make the **** pay for it.