Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML
Today, I went to the cinema. The lady at the reception gave me my ticket and wished me a good screening. My reply? "Thanks, you too." FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
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Top comments
Rockflid 3
Complain to their boss.
megamandude455 10
"and then they called their boss over, who then proceeded to laugh at it too."
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Comments (110)
Rockflid 3
Complain to their boss.
megamandude455 10
"and then they called their boss over, who then proceeded to laugh at it too."
mpj13 8
I kind of want to see the picture...
muzy 23
^ upon which open responded by spitting in their faces and having the last laugh. it's a bit vulgar but appropriate!
muzy 23
edit: op
LolFMLnot 10
I would laugh along, because seriously my student ID is funny looking as well :$
ankoku 2
I would respond by lodging a complaint with their corporate office! Oh, and spitting in their faces too that'd just be hilarious!
straightxedge74 0
Then they see your pic and laugh
cookie_3008 4
Is your name "Chris P. Bacon" or.."Harry Pitts"...by any chance???
suckingatlife 9
I hope you got to see a movie for free.
liv2laugh721 0
Aww im sorry Well at least u know u can make people laugh....
unitedfan11 0
You should see my license. It looks like I'm high. My point is everyone looks funny in their licenses so it's justifiable that the two employees laughed. I bet you those employees look just as ridiculous in their licenses...
copy125 0
Either op was hit really hard with the ugly stick or he has a really bad fake lol
Suchagoonnn 4
^ Who gets a fake to get into movies?
copy125 0
Hence the laughter!
Ecklcakes 15
Well at least they were laughing at your picture rather than your actual face! It means that they're laughing at something which is in the picture rather than something which is displayed on your face normally! :D
Kypopz 9
You will ALWAYS look bad on a card, whether it be your license or your student ID.
KiddNYC1O 22
I look terrible in my work ID.
dkaur 0
Hmm not true
taerts 9
Sadly, student ID's always look like mug shots.
holly1398 5
in mine, my hair is all ruffled from the wind outside and some of mascara is running from the rain :(
Justy101 23
Or if you're making a ridiculous duck face.
thisbitchlys 0
sock em in the facee!
yandizzle 0
and Thats where you pretend to rob them, see their expression and be like nah I'm just playin and see who has the last laugh then!
Jakesterk96 8
Woah now, let's just calm the **** down.
yandizzle 0
It was just a suggestion to make OP feel better. (walks away in shame shaking my head saying no one understands me.)
studdmuffin1990 7
Double fist punch them in the face and as there bent over in pain punch there brown eye! (saw it on T.V. once so it has to work) ;)
RaggleFrock 13
The tv's never lied to me before!
Havin 19
I watched a lot of t.v when I was growing up and I turned out t.v.
Michael_92 20
Cause EVERYTHING on TV is for real. Specially movies, they always portray things accurately.
desireev 18
Aww OP! That must've been so embarrassing! :( FYL, indeed!
LiveLaughFML 10
You're seriously so nice and I love reading comments by you :)
desireev 18
Thank you! I really try to be! I really appreciate that! You made my day! :D
straightxedge74 0
Your both annoying
veryhighsleepygu 7
You really shouldn't smile it's kinda scary -_-
LiveLaughFML 10
51 - how so? And awe you're welcome! Anytime :)
veryhighsleepygu 7
You really shouldn't smile it's kinda scary -_-
LiveLaughFML 10
57 - and you really shouldn't say anything if you don't have anything nice to say :3 we're not here to judge anybody
veryhighsleepygu 7
Correct me If I'm wrong but isn't telling someone Their nice judging them :/
desireev 18
I smile because I'm a happy person. How is that creepy? Lol
veryhighsleepygu 7
Didn't say creepy I said scary and because you got a crazy chic face
periwinkle95 10
75- go die in a hole you ************. You're talking about her face? She's pretty. You on the other hand probably look like a pig's ass.
leprechaun23 15
If you complain to the boss maybe he/she will give you free snacks or a free ticket
A100893 30
Jerks.
IAdminIFlow 0
those fothermuckers...
rinkagamine_fml 9
Well, that's pretty rude. People have no class sometimes. ;[
ilovefall10 21
What the hell is wrong with people these days? Seriously, no manners.
neverdrinkSODA 12
tear their mandibles from their hollow skulls