Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Your life is AWESOME. Go Grandma!
bbi5291 0
Why is this a FML?
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bbi5291 0
Why is this a FML?
sublime93 0
What the ****? How is this in any way an fml? You don't even know the guy, get over it
HahaYDI 0
Agreed with the above... Chances are you will NEVER see the guy again...
nativebacon 0
Or you'll marry him....... that would be an amazing story for the kids
RedJester23 6
grams is kickin ass for you! your grandmas being wingwoman for you.... grandmas like nothing more than to feel young again!! my grandma tries hooking me up with my dog, you should be proud
IamSpartacus 0
What's the problem? You said he was cute, so what happens next, you switch seats with your grandma, and start off a good conversation with "Oh, I'm really sorry about that, my grandma can be weird sometimes. So, you're 16..." And there you go.
Reyo 2
OMG she just ruined your ONE chance at love. Now your original plan of wooing him to ask you out to coffee after you land, going out with him for 6 months, and then having him ask you to marry him are RUINED. For the love of crap you two are 16. It's not like THIS guy is THE guy who's the ONLY guy EVER. And you don't even know his situation. What if he's switching flights and really lives halfway across the country from you? It's not like you saw the guy and imediately thought "oh my god...this is the guy I marry and have kids with!", right? Besides, guys think it's cute when an embarassing situation like that happens to a girl. It shows that you have an abnormal, and therefore, out of the ordinary life. That and it's a great conversation starter. "So...I herd your Grandma was setting me up with u"
vintagerose 0
calm down. lol.
busdrivertohell 0
I'd be high-fiving the old lady for doing it.
alexgisforme3 0
LOL if youre that serious you shouldnt be on fmylife.com. this site is for people with a sense of humor. :)
RachelTheLoser 0
I know riiight.. it'll be soo sweet if yu marry him, and have kids. pass yer story on from generation to generation. blah blah blah. that'll be cuute.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
umm a FML really? She is just trying to help be nice.
dianafuentes 17
yeah,cause anyone will date with someone whose grandmother says that. F her life because she just got totally embarrassed on a plane in front of a cute boy.
kyleenstar 0
Your life is AWESOME. Go Grandma!
x0stormbringer 0
LMAO
Witchcraft_fml 5
Charming, Grandma. :] She's hooking you up. Anyway, not a big deal. It's your grandma. Grandmas are quirky.
Person1233 13
Plane sex.
Starchild21 3
It's called the mile high club. But this is a definite MLIA post, I don't see anything FML in this, especially her ending statement. _____________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Person1233 13
Whatever, it still involves hot sex.
jennadol95 0
fml? or a way to get attention cuz you have nothing else to do
legendofdon 0
YDI for not having grandma in a home.
laylarose1396 7
F*ck you. There is nothing wrong with her grandma. (hopefully). If there was she would've already been in a home. F*cling idiot.
redbluegreen 41
Ah, I wish my grandmother would think to do this. She just stares at the waitresses behind Olive Garden and screams "SMOKING WON'T MAKE YOU ANY SKINNIER!" Maybe that is sort of cool... Who am I kidding. You don't have to be bold when your grandmother is supplying the tic tacs
skybeau 0
Haha, my grandma pretends to run pedestrians over in her car. OP - how the hell is this an FML? Your grandma wasn't being rude or offensive to anyone, she was just making a joke to break the ice with the guy sitting next to her.
RavensRule97 0
9- that is EPIC
isaysummer 0
Slightly embarrassing but not an FML. It's cute and quirky like grandmas usually are
Luxord33 8
That's what I was thinking. :)
allmidnighteyes 11
At least Gramma didn't go after him? a MASSIVE amount of cougar points for her if she did though. mrowrr
weinerdog 2
Just wait.....(two years from now) Today, I walked in on my grandmother having sex with her 18 year old boyfriend.