Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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Top comments
KawaiiCupcake 14
At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.
mn_shr 22
You can always put them on display...
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Comments (114)
ratherblunt 6
Don't kid yourself. Sweet innocent looking grandma knew exactly what she was doing and knew exactly what they were. And probably knew you'd get a kick out of them.
LtBoom 13
Flip that shit around and you have an awesome diaper.
bme1993 7
I like your grandma!
bleeping 5
I bought some of those one year for my dad. They were discounted because an ear was missing.
Luceyrosegray 14
You bought your father underwear? That is a little strange
peggersmum 14
Ah bless her :). She sounds lovely.
bushada 18
So I'm assuming you're single since you don't seem to have thought about giving them to your boyfriend?
Shade1982 21
... Why on earth would you do that to your boyfriend???
Selke 16
Your grandparent bought you something thoughtful. This isn't an FML. This is adorable and sweet.
pupz88 9
I'm sorry but how is this FML worthy? Oooh FML my grandma gave me men's underwear. There really should be a "so what"option
empbob 20
You can still wear them, just stuff the trunk...
erfyerf 14
Grandmas. So easy to operate a two year old could do it