Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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Top comments
KawaiiCupcake 14
At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.
mn_shr 22
You can always put them on display...
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Comments (114)
xxshukakuxx 9
That's pretty sweet of her though!
Gho5tk3y 17
She knows they're for men, she got them for your man
d_groves_18 8
Haha maybe she got confused. She is old.
catsie_fml 14
Stuff them with paper to make it look like a scarecrow xD
XIceBlueX 21
It's the thought that counts?
mccrightp 29
Just keep them for your collection. You don't have to wear them. If Grandma asks to see you in them, that's a problem for another FML!
LeDaniel 9
Wow those sound awesome. send them to me :)
askingandy 23
What I'm hearing is you have a gift ready for a future boyfriend.
Fotch2013 4
wear them. that's sexy as hell
reymon8823 24
HAHAHAHAHA omg .. At least she remembered you love elephants