ryanlogan
Canada
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatheffers
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
Not a swiftie
Sydney, Australia
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
used
Kobe, Japan
Used
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
johnny
Cape Town, South Africa
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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afdude87 6
maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.
kelseyco 0
You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!
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Comments (244)
iamfabio1990 12
you beat me to it
indistructo 3
combat her With worse music like... Bieber! *laughs maniacally*
PopRocks14 0
Or you could melt her soul with Rebecca Black..*creepy smile*
IndigoAcrylic 9
Gettin' down on friday? (;
PepperPotter 2
Tell her to take a ride on your Disco Stick so you can use your Love Glue Gun on her
Senior29 8
reply in justin beibers voice! she'd faint :D
Deathhound 27
Haha, that's hilarious!
yamatelle 19
"Babe, I love you and when you smile, I smile, but me plus you? Imma tell you this one time, it will be over if you continue. Then, there will be one more lonely girl." I don't know what's worse. This or the fact that I know some JB lyrics... Don't judge me.
Senior29 8
lol every1 secretly likes his music ;)
CruelGirl07 5
Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymore...?? Maybe she's trying to send you a message. Or maybe you should send her that message!!
fallen_angel543 5
Sounds like a bad romance
perdix 31
Well, since she wants your love and revenge, you ought to get back at her by speaking only in Rebecca Black lyrics -- complete with the Rebecca Black voice.
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Friday Friday, you gotta get down on Friday............and blow me.
Feverrotes 15
There ain't no reason you should be talking like that Tonight, yeah baby Tonight, yeah baby I got a reason that you're who I should take home and tap tonight
krysxkatastrophe 14
Respond with Beyonce lyrics. It'll be Telephone all over again!
thehoneybadger 10
Did she mention your disco stick?