HURRY IT UP
Get on with it
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
maximus
United States
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
hungry n hypoglycemic
We live in a society!
Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML
mee
Peabody, United States
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
justmyluck?
Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
kirsty
Calgary, Canada
Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Overdrawn burrito
Today, I ordered my lunch from Chipotle. From the wrong location. With my last $16. They told me to order again and then they would be able to issue a refund. I can't afford to. Now I'm out $16 and I'm hungry. FML
pretty warlock
Not now Dave
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Anonymous
The walls have ears
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
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Marcella1016 32
Lmao I swear it’s some Mandela effect shit or something...am I the only one who remembers hundreds of people across like 8 states getting sick from chipotle a few years ago?! I haven’t been able to eat there ever since, but everyone was eating there like the next week and it’s more popular than ever.
RichardPencil 32
At least your inevitable bout with diarrhea will be delayed by a few minutes.
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RichardPencil 32
At least your inevitable bout with diarrhea will be delayed by a few minutes.
Marcella1016 32
Lmao I swear it’s some Mandela effect shit or something...am I the only one who remembers hundreds of people across like 8 states getting sick from chipotle a few years ago?! I haven’t been able to eat there ever since, but everyone was eating there like the next week and it’s more popular than ever.