Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, a female friend of mine keeps telling people we’re dating. No matter how many times I told her I'm gay and only attracted to men, she won’t take that for an answer. She’s actually arranged for me to meet her parents next weekend. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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Top comments
tnfan 3
Dude, just give it to her to show her your not gay!
borntoperform 14
Wow your girlfriend seems pretty ignorant.
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Comments (133)
decidedlyvague 11
Listen. Just say "Shut up and **** me, you gorgeous girl.", and give her the time of her life. That will cure all of your problems in an instant. Unless you are in fact gay, and can't get it up to her. Then you should probably come out of the closet.
rebelzomm 10
Man up and bone up!!! Show her you ain't gay op.
Lily_lops95 0
It's Okay to be sensitive...?
bubo_fml 11
If you want to start a fire, rub 2 sticks together!
hoonyer 17
you sould know better than to argue with a girl, for some reason guys never seem to win -_-
ndhin831 2
Sounds like someone's been pushing too hard for anal.
jefffluffingham 5
break up with her, she thinks you're gay. she's obviously insecure and a bitch.
thejedi08 10
does she have a dick?
shelbyyyy11 0
*girlfriend walks in on OP masturbating to a gay porno scene* "What are you talking about, honey? How many times do I have to tell you I'm not gay!?!"
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
She's probably just insercure or maybe you just suck in bed. -_-