Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, a female friend of mine keeps telling people we’re dating. No matter how many times I told her I'm gay and only attracted to men, she won’t take that for an answer. She’s actually arranged for me to meet her parents next weekend. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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Top comments
tnfan 3
Dude, just give it to her to show her your not gay!
borntoperform 14
Wow your girlfriend seems pretty ignorant.
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Comments (133)
fatalwish 6
If shes that stupid make shure your wrapped up and shes on birth control and for good measure pull out because i definatly dont want kids that are gonna ask me why they are so ******* stupid.... Facepalm and point at their mother
cheetahcake19 0
Um, have sex.
chane1100 6
Do i smell anal coming on??:D
ejjamael 5
yeah coming your way!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I sure hope not! I would imagine anal smells like ass D:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I sure hope not! I would imagine anal smells like ass D:
ejjamael 5
he like it coming his way anyway
wickedeva 2
Just ignore it. If you aren't gay then there's nothing to discuss.
badactor009 0
This is not going to get any better. You know what to do.
badactor009 0
Tell dumb biotch that you are metrosexual. That should end it. As a metro you get to be hetro but still have your nails done at the salon.
perdix 31
Titty-**** her. That'll prove to her you are straight. Unless she thinks you have a thing for fat guys with moobs.
varkey 7
Your girlfriend is pretty dumb. FYL
thelunaverse2011 0
Omg this was hilarious!
DreBeezy 9
She was blonde wasn't she?