Today, my toddler shat on her carpet again. She also decided to play in it. This is the third time in a month. She's fully potty trained, and thinks it’s funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
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QueenSaru 28
Do you yell/give her attention when she does it? Apparently I did something similar as an infant (with the walls near my crib), and kept doing it every time my mom yelled while she cleaned up. One time she came in, cleaned me and it up, didn't say a word, and I never did it again. Could be she's just thriving on the attention or testing her boundaries with you.
Charlie Given 28
Aww she's just a little P00casso
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Charlie Given 28
Aww she's just a little P00casso
QueenSaru 28
Do you yell/give her attention when she does it? Apparently I did something similar as an infant (with the walls near my crib), and kept doing it every time my mom yelled while she cleaned up. One time she came in, cleaned me and it up, didn't say a word, and I never did it again. Could be she's just thriving on the attention or testing her boundaries with you.
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
She just gets put right in the shower and cleaned up I don’t laugh or yell I’m usually too busy trying to get poop out of the carpet
RichardPencil 32
It IS funny. She seems to have a shitty sense of humor.
Jason Brazil 7
your welcome for the carpet cleaner
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
It was a life saver
Henry8cooper 15
Maybe your toddler is right. Maybe it is funny. Tell you what - you just join the fun - then report back. I would do it myself but I don't have access to neither toddler nor carpet.
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
That’s gross