Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, a female friend of mine keeps telling people we’re dating. No matter how many times I told her I'm gay and only attracted to men, she won’t take that for an answer. She’s actually arranged for me to meet her parents next weekend. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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Top comments
tnfan 3
Dude, just give it to her to show her your not gay!
borntoperform 14
Wow your girlfriend seems pretty ignorant.
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Comments (133)
Spoonz 4
I think she's just trying to find a way out
env303 5
What the he'll do you do gay???? And u used the wrong words if she said u think I'm mannish.
daminantion 14
Funny, correcting his verbatim when your first sentence makes no sense at all..
TheLetterZero 7
Man up!
THE_A_TEEN 28
How do you know if he's acting flamboyant or not and that the girlfriend is making assumptions?
TheLetterZero 7
Iunno, I'm just copying #8. Looks like my double post is gone.
TheLetterZero 7
Man up!
JubJub1991 4
Not the brightest gf
mileyfan17 8
If she thinks ur gay then y would she be dating you.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Am I the only one who thought of Austin Powers when I read this?
FU2causeUFML 2
Just say "Yea, I like you cause you look like a man."
perdix 31
Having a fake girlfriend is a good camouflage to avoid gay-bashing in South Carolina.
leadman1989 16
Who do you think you're foolin? You're gayer than a unicorn frolicking through an enchanted garden on a double rainbow encrusted with glitter butterflies!!! Most gay guys can get it up for a girl, hell you might even be bi. But we didn't get the whole story WHY DOES SHE THINK YOU'RE GAY???