Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
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coyotemk11 3
it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.
sabinob 1
She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.
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Comments (239)
Britney_0 0
like other comments have said, it says "via iPhone" when you use iPod Touch too. So maybe she has lost her cell or maybe you're just nagging her lol
desser627 0
you can post stuff from your iPod touch that says via facebook for iPhone but really it's the touch
zombehunter 2
y don't you date some smarter woman?
dena_abdallah 0
she probably has an Itouch because with an itouch it still says that
kindlystfupls 0
does she have an iPod touch? if so the statuses say that try were posted from the iPhone. or she could have used a friends iPhone or iPod. why do people always have to be suspicious? if you can't trust her why are you with her?
doubleohseven 0
or it could be on an iTouch. it's all considered the same for facebook for some reason. I'm on mine now and whenever I post something ppl respond saying "since when do u have an iPhone?"
rayray73 2
I use my touch for facebook and it says it's from an iPhone when it actually isn't. so they might not be lying
kristinbayne 0
it sooo could be her ipod
KVKdragon 26
goes to show how clueless she is
Illyssa_fml 4
Yea..How would she know you were texting her? Maybe you should tell her to stop sucking D for a sec and think out her lie before she tells it..
ramboman19 8
she maybe guessed he was gonna call/text her sooner or later, being that she in fact, is his girlfriend...