Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
NYCguy
United States
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
McMan 23
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?
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G15 0
Either she's really insecure, or this is bs. I mean, we should all know by now that you never ask a woman her age or weight, or say anything insulting to them because if you do, they can kick your ass/be a bitch/abuse you and get away with it because women are so sweet and innocent. >.> Even if you called her a cow and then asked how much she weighs, she had no right to throw a $200 gaming system out the window. And for all the women saying "the xbox is a stupid gaming system" here's an analogy: an xbox to a gamer is like make-up to a woman. And I think we all know how important hair spray, make-up, and skin softeners are to women, because people want to sell them things to make them "beautiful". Also, asking a woman's age or weight is a legitimate question, and somebody mentioned it's rude, and it's really not. Maybe he was concerned about her health? Being overweight can cause health problems. FYL and slight YDI
boomstick 0
You're a ******* moron. Why would you ask that?
makaveli2266 0
throw HER out the window!!! that's if you can lift her of course...
dlb13 3
dude I would kick her f*ucken ass!!!!!
hashoahxxx 0
what a ******* bitch you never mess with a mans console
Seddah 3
OP, I'm on your side here. That was a massive overreaction on her part. So what if she's sensitive about her weight? Asking a question (ANY question) should not result in the destruction of personal property. Dump that bitch.
som_fml 0
I'm sick of the whole "never ask a woman what she weighs" bullshit. I hate when people are too embarrassed to ask me a simple question. Just because I'm a woman, now I have to be lumped in with all the stupid psychos like your girlfriend there.
Texas_angel24 0
Omg :'( not the xbox, id be like um..its over haha
NekoHakase 0
That chick is a retarded psychotic bitch. I'd get a new girlfriend, and sue the old one for the cost of the X-box. Someone needs to teach her how to control her "self-esteem issues."
NekoHakase 0
That chick is a retarded psychotic bitch. I'd get a new girlfriend, and sue the old one for the cost of the X-box. Someone needs to teach her how to control her "self-esteem issues."