Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
NYCguy
United States
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
McMan 23
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?
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Comments (449)
mayraaskyes 0
woww well sometimess guyss get too addictedd. its timee for womans to makee a move! its annoyingg to see yall play thosee games the whole day!!
TheManPR 0
I have two xbox's I can sell u one lol. an elite for $200 with everything it came wit plus left for dead lol
babez11 0
step one of having a good relationship is..... never ask a girl about their weight no girls like it!!!!!!
Shutupmeg 0
women think if they're mad they can break things to make a point, just like toddlers . . .
GreatGeak 8
ROFL! I can so picture some chick grabbing up the xbox and heaving it out the window.
jakerb0b 0
wow what an over reactive bitch
pannic 0
I would of thrown her out the window to go get the xbox back :)
EvilDave 13
OP, you should have her arrested for vandalism and/or destruction of property, then drop her ass. And, if she is living with you, toss her shit out while she is in jail. Teach the bitch the meaning of respect.
EvilDave 13
She wasn't annoyed by his game playing. She was reacting to his question. And, if you think breaking someone's property is a proper reaction to either of those scenarios, you need to grow up and you need a good ass kicking.
Fruhling 16
How long have you known her? Maybe she had problems with her weight as a kid. There is not enough back story provided to judge the girl. YDI because you should have been more careful with such a question. Many women are sensitive about their weight. Still, throwing it out of the window wasn't the best thing for her to do.
Seddah 3
Don't overgeneralize. Not ALL women think that.