Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
NYCguy
United States
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
McMan 23
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?
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Comments (449)
cycle227 3
I love how this post directly triggers gender stereotypes. "How much do you weigh" is not the best pickup line, but in a relationship you often discuss topics like that, I assume she's also seen his penis, therefore she knows how big it is. Am I right? 77% of the voters for "YDI" just followed the shortest brain connections and just repeated the lesson.
gabii1fred 0
what a bitch . nobody throws and xbox my god ! i mean wow u asked how mych she weights what a big deal ... wow and ahe jist broke an xbox u should break up becuz of that xD . anyways make her buy you a new one . ps. im a girl .
Britney_0 0
ydi. maybe she has problems with her weight or is very insecure about it. you don't just ask a girl for her weight without saying "you look like you can gain some, you're skinny"
xluckynumber17x 0
what a fat bitch
Danniiboii22 0
lol it was made by windows.. she wanted to see if it was going to survive lol
bouncykiddo 0
I'm sure there is more to it than that & if there is good for her! Sometimes I'd like to throw our ps3 out the damn window!
iHateThisLife 10
never ask a lady their weight and their age
Seddah 3
Yeah, no kidding. If my boyfriend (or hell, any of my friends or family) asked how much I weigh, I wouldn't care. I've always been sensitive about it, but I trust them, and I don't care if they know.
ulicksam 0
You're not too bright but your girlfriend is one of those ******-up crazy bitches. You probably deserve each other and it keeps you both out of the dating pool.
GirlyTomBoy 0
haha virtual hi-5 to ur gf
EvilDave 13
Oh, so it is OK for her to destroy his things if he asks her a question? I bet a bitch like you thinks that the entire relationship is about what you, every holiday is a quest for the perfect gift for you, and you current boyfriend doesn't measure up to your father or brother or ex or to whomever else you decide to compare him.
Seddah 3
Go EvilDave. I like you. You're smart.
Pb25797051 0
you bitch