Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
NYCguy
United States
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
McMan 23
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?
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Allymeme 3
must be really fat then, or just psycho. People ask me how much I weigh and I don't mind telling them. I lie to bigger girls though. I am 115 but if I tell big girls I am between 130 and 140 they feel upset because I am really thin. so they think wow you weigh that much but you are that small? it's funny. especially for short girls like my sis who is 5'4 and 145 so she is fat lol.
factoidz 0
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xGetScaredx 0
NEVER ask a girl how much they weigh. it's just a shitty question to ask.:/
Bangsa 0
WoW!!! Self esteem issues anyone??
court_jester51 0
that's not even right bro /:
Widdly_Scuds 0
16502 women are insecure about their weight. But seriously dude, you should dump her and get some of your friends together to help you get a new xbox.
Quiet_one 22
This was a tough call. On the one hand, I want to say YDI because you should know never to ask a woman her weight, but on the other hand, holy CRAP did she overreact! Run away...
Karnezar 2
Your girlfriends a bitch. Even if she was offended by the question, it shows shes way too insecure about herself. More than likely, she believes you only like her for her body. Not only does she not believe in herself, she believes you're nothing more than a shallow pig. Then there's the concept of throwing your XBOX out the window. It sounds like shes been reading too many facebook like pages. In addition, no matter how much you offended her, with a simple question, that doesn't excuse the destruction of a rather expensive (depending on your income, but hell, an XBOX is still a valuable product) device, especially one that obviously brings you entertainment (why else would you buy it?). Either your girlfriend has major issues, or there's a lot more to the story, like you've cheated on her, shes got depression, or she was already pissed off.
MissAllyssaBabee 0
Hahaha shit sucks dudee; Ayee at least now u cann buy a real system like ps3..
CrazyDutch 0
why all these ydi's she trew his xbox out of the window just for that... he should have knocked het teeth out