drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML 45 729 13 921
oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML 59 191 29 837