Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML
Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML
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Top comments
dreamering 16
I think # 3 was behind the door.
Jorcar 8
Way to be random.
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Comments (247)
aschue 5
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Jorcar 8
Way to be random.
whiteboy7thst 2
And naturally unbalanced...
muhaidib 2
you deserved it for having a fat ass by eating fast food...
borkchop1992 15
crack baby basketball- random
mmmskittles 3
carrot halva
Volcano47 0
it takes skill to fall on a flat surface:)
JohannMedina 0
I bet the Spartans from 300 got pissed at you for copying them and made you fall like the Persian messanger.
scrapmetal58 9
I think she meant "This is Wendy's!"
lanestigallrocks 2
hey
EvilPotato 15
haha what would we do without YouTube making fun of other films and shows.
dorux1897 0
I wish I was there to see it... then again, I'd never eat at Wendy's :P
EvilPotato 15
yay for idiots doing things on repulse.
Jorcar 8
115 I think you meant impulse.
Newboyz00185 0
Well?! Was it Sparta? "For tonight, we dine at Wendeys!!
DeathMetalViking 0
That's not random, it's because dining in Wendy's reminds OP of dining in hell.
EvilPotato 15
124 thank you for the correction.
bantosh 4
yo guys, I was the 420th vote for "FYL" looool
zendaddy0 0
in soviet Russia door kicks you
khaya 9
THIS IS FLOOR.
angelpies 0
borkchop, obviously no one watches south park
moley_fml 3
I'm on the door at a pub and you made me lol
moley_fml 3
^^^ 150 my coment was directed
iSurf_fml 8
I don't think op's life is ******.
krazyvato 0
you deserved it for spelling smart wrung stupit lil Wayne was hurr shout out to my homies
Sirin_fml 47
What on earth are you babbling about?
catrav77 0
yeah, I'm kinda confused...
dreamering 16
I think # 3 was behind the door.
jennifer93 0
can you repeat that, but in English this time?
kaylinmarie 0
no, op is right, that line is from a movie lol
ugliness 6
let's see if I can translate... "ydi for misspelling smart, you are very stupid. p.s. little Wayne was here, saying hi to all my friends" I think o.e
JenL_fml 7
Where does the word "smart" come in? o.O
jmtmxer 0
I'm sorry what did you say? I don't speak retard
St3WI3 0
HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY SMART!, and you spelled wrong..... WRONG!!
Djzom13 0
I think he is trying to tell us something! Err... anyone have google translate on them?
Djzom13 0
Oh, and 41.. don't use the 'R' word!!! You don't want to be bitched at, do you???
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao. Epic fail.
livyyyy 0
haha probs
EvilPotato 15
3 you shouldn't have dropped out of English classes, also since when did "hurr" get added to the websters dictionary.
A7X_LoVeee 10
More like shouldn't have dropped out of school period.
xCookieCrazedx 1
I think number 3 thought "Sparta" was supposed to be "smart"... but idk
DeadxManxWalking 27
even if so. how would that even fit? and does Sparta even look like smart?
m0rgana 0
you have really pretty eyes
WordSmyth 2
Surprised no one has said "Cocaine, it's a helluva drug."
nycy 0
TROLL SUCCESSFUL TROLL
agaba 0
Cocaine. its one hell of a drug!
quadder 0
in the words of Samuel L Jackson; ENGLISH MOTHER ******, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
foshizzle33 0
this kids comment should be an fml
foshizzle33 0
this kids comment should be an fml
lemonaids 1
fail?
MissBoo111 21
nice 165 lol sometimes I just wanna burst that out when I hear the freaking Spanish talking drives me nuts
DizzyDaydreams 1
Dear Ironic Idiot, You spelled stupid and wrong incorrectly too! Sincerely, someone not posing as Lil Wayne
DropDead77 11
Drunk posts! ftw! >:D
babyydolly 0
O_o HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what?! I literally laughed out loud on this!! oh my, people these days!
LaughinStock 16
wow 183 you ignorant bitch
Capt_Oblivious 10
Sorry, my Google Translate can't understand 'Dumbshit'
ChuckNorris141 0
56 trust me I know all the wordy durdes and there is no R word
DaniBee420 6
lmao!
pikagirl222 1
were you drunk when you wrote this krazyvato? no offense...
thedevilwithin 0
Dumbass. I don't know how this is a FYL. YDI all the way for your immaturity.
x3ShanTastic 0
Says the baby with the Harry Potter glasses
doc_j 0
ha. siren booted me for sayen shit like this yesterday. yous about to get it
franniedottp 8
hey what the heck? some people actually like to have fun. jeez, loosed up...
volley4eva1698 0
Ikk tell me about it..fmls are supposed to be funny, and the readers aren't supposed to freak out like I've seen before
futtbuck101 1
You couldn't support your weight
skaterpaige 3
lawl fail.
krazyvato 0
u have a bad name pls change it
GreenMaze 0
is the door okay?
nocanhaz 4
It seems as though you have some balance issues. Maybe you should try sticking on both feet.
johnson94 5
I would have been the first person to laugh at you if I was present during this!
nocanhaz 4
Are you talking to me or op?
Tsunami87 17
haha looks like he's talking to op. some martial arts will man op up and improve ops balance
itsmeyippie 0
It's OP's fault for being childish, plus everyone knows you leave it to the ones kicking people into infinitely deep wells
jennifer93 0
the whole yelling of "this is Sparta" is really pointless in this FML...
KiddNYC1O 22
What?! That's blasphemy! I strongly disagree for obvious reasons.
jennifer93 0
haha I'm just saying, the embarrassing part was her falling, so what she said while doing so is kind of unimportant
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah but if op left that part out, the comments section would be filled with "Why'd you kick the door?" or similar questions. I see your point though. Have you seen 300?
jennifer93 0
true true and no I haven't
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, "This is Sparta!" is a famous line from the movie 300.
jennifer93 0
haha I actually did know that:) Thanks though lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol oh ok. You're welcome.
SoccerRebel594 0
Jennifer, the "This is Sparta" line is the purpose behind the kick...how can you say it's unimportant or irrelevant? That makes no sense.
chuymac 3
I did this once, but at Del Taco(I was trying to feed the beast) and didn't fall on my butt.
AcidRaen 4
um no its not pointless. it gives us a laugh and a more interesting story, rather than "today when leaving wendy's i kicked the door and fell" yes thats funny but less interesting
borkchop1992 15
cough cough* FAIL
mruizk9 7
way to be stupid!
dreamering 16
Hopefully you broke your butt, so you don't have to think about Sparta in a while.
DeathMetalViking 0
Then OP will think about brokeback mountain.