Miss Long Beach, United States 31 years-old
Today, I wore crotchless panties to bed and my boyfriend didn't notice. It's been 10 months since we've had sex. FML
Today, I took my mum on the London Underground. We were standing on the platform, when she suddenly bought up a load of phlegm in her mouth. Instead of trying to find a bin, she just full on spat out the biggest green pile on the floor next to people. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
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