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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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fishbiscuit 0

how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.

atruegem 0

I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.

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SirAwesome 0

FHL for having a gay boyfriend.

teentee401 37

He's gay cause he doesn't find every single girl attractive?

planetclaire 0

if you really aren't attracted to her physically at all, that may become a problem later on. but as you learn to love the person inside, may times it alters the way you feel about their physical appeal

medotcom 0

well that's bullshit

stephaniepopatia 0

wow she must be ugly or you must be gay

Crimso 0

my bets on ugly or else he wouldnt have posted

Muthalecka 1

Seriously what the ****

whatmarielsaid 0

wow, you're so ******. FYL... and FHL. maybe it was just an unflattering angle? shit happens bahahah.

mynameisnotjudie 0

AMEN!

hk_fml 9

ohhhh noo. lmao xD this one is going to keep me laughing for awhile if you're not attracted to her now, there are going to be some issues later down the line

hitherestranger 0

she deserves better than you, douche.

vampirate 0

you should send her a picture she won't forget.

suaveneanderthal 0

lol wanna know how to get your comment to the top so everyone will read? just press the reply button for comment number one, this new comment system is ****** up

purplestuff_fml 0

i dont get how it's a fml.. she's your girlfriend and she sent you nudes isnt that good?

mrsbickhart 0

dude, you are a freakin jackass. how about you break up with the poor girl instead of bashing her attempt at doing something nice/sexy for you. I hope she finds out you said this and DUMPS your pathetic ASS

migessa 0

I agree. Ur rude. I hope she dumps u.

oscar7753 0

haha

skateboarder59 0

wow

Rivlas 0

well replies are supposed to be in reply to someone else's comment, not to boost your own so people read it... but they shouldn't expect that from the age/maturity group this site attracts...

equastriangirl 0

u sound like an asshole she was trying to do something nice and u make fun of her...

baby_love 0

haha

kustiki321 0

she just might be ugly....or a bush that he definetly didn't wanna see

fmlreaderr 0

#153, you voiced my thoughts exactly. The OP is such a superficial jackass. You don't deserve to have a girlfriend when you don't value her.

grapenutsrbt 0

send it to me instead.

prp11408 0

What i don't get is he really wasn't making fun of her or disrespecting her. He was just being a guy thats what they think.

augustdanielle 0

HAHA! What she that ugly?

anatomize 0

Match made in Heaven it seems.

Pointy130 0

ummm.... Transvestite/hermaphrodite? (only reasons i could think this was in any way bad...)

shady_angel 0

People like you make me angry, shes trying to do somthing nice for you!! NOT an FML!

CeeEhTEEM8 0

you're a selfish ungrateful bastard, it sucks for her that she trusted you with the picture. f her life.

WetVein 0

you guys have no sense of humor. This FLM brought a tear to my eye. So simple, but so brilliant. -And she's probably not really ugly... it's just that... as a guy.... he's probably imagined her naked many many times... and his imagination was kinder to his GF than his GF's genetics were. And now that he's seen the matrix for what it is -(flat boobs, inverted nipples, big pussy lips that look like 5 day old deli meat etc.) -he can never go back. F his life

Love_Bugg 0

are you gay? you get a naked pic of your girlfriend and you complain? aw poor baby

raid_nuts 0

****** chester

Pharmacist_fml 2

#197: you ******* moron. that's not what guys think. This guy is obviously just a jackass who doesn't understand the concept of the nude pic.

beatn 0

SEX OFFENDER!

shortwiz247 0

so this does work

staffer 0

I'm in agreement, or maybe you need to explore your possible homosexuality?

fmlforever_2 0

i so agree with u this guy is a jack ass we girls do these things so that our bfs will like it we only do it for them and wen they just diss us like that then we get our girl revenge and honey girl revenge aint pretty

fmlforever_2 0

#153 i so agree with u we girls only do that stuff so that our bfs enjoy it we only do it for them and wen they diss us like that then we girls get our girl revenge and honey girl revenge aint pretty

anonymousjason 0

Yeah, honestly. 1) You're apparently so shallow that you'd post something like this. 2) You're dating someone who you clearly think is unattractive...why? Crap happens- and it can be funny. Hence the site, but....some people on here...I mean, this isn't an FML at all; yours is a 'look at me' sort of a post, and it only goes to show that you make bad decisions and...worse decisions. Congrats. You make bad decisions. Now we all know. Need attentionmuch?

Ginjar420 0

Yeah guys are disrespectful

latuka 0

i completely agree with #140. this new comment system is seriously ****** up.

cinderella_94 0

i think he didn't like her naked body.she must have been hairy,fat tummy and lots of public hair and all white while her face,hands and legs are tanned. he must have been saying "ewwww".

virgilwoods 0

Not if your girlfriend is MAN BEAR PIG!!

nazooer 11

He's gay! bahahahhaa!

Anu_Ra 0

Why wouldn't you like it?

AmberE 0

i agree

fml_anakinkyy 0

maybe she just did not look good naked wtf is wrong with that? he's just speaking his mind -_-

platypuscatrat 0

YDI for having a girlfriend whose ugly as sin.

fuckass 0

what was wrong with her? specifically.

under_estimated 0

I agree I think a lot of people are taking it way too seriously. I think she might have just fallen short of his expectations...not that she was ugly. Calm down

die9105 0

eww...dude...thats just nasty did u rly have to say that?

Lmao_xD 0

wow. i cant believe u

poptartkid 0

I ****** a panda

Kiwi_Splash 0

Wow, and guys wonder why some women are so self-conscious about their bodies. Way to be an ass :)

DevilDoodle 0

Just aim higher next time you ask out a girl.

LoosechangeXxXx 0

This is another gay FML so your girlfriend is super ugly you probably are to that's why your going out with her Who the hell is moderating the last five FML's I looked at where crap

ryguy997 0

send her a close up of your dick and balls.

youandme4ever_fml 0

haha

dannyboy66 7

wow pretty dam ugly

turtles1321 0

send it to me I'd love see that pic il judge :)

Mordecai89 0

hahahahha I love nude pics, that was what my whole highschool years were all about

yessiee123 0

#187 I agree and how is it an fml! I would think guys would like that.... but I guess not... hmm unless he is... GAY ! * gasp *

ohdammit101 0

sexist much?

Endless 0

maybe he meant she sent him a nude pic of herself having sex with another guy?

PussPussOmega 0

**** is cool!!!

GGTM0710 0

haha sux! maby it's time for a new gf..

cloey_callahan 0

but he iss dating her

changesinme 0

Bet her vagenis was bigger than yours

fmlluver1415 6

why r some guys such assholes sometimes

jordyxjigsaw 11

1. You're not that pretty yourself so don't be calling her ugly. 2. Op drop off the face on earth, superficial pricks like you are worthless.

ozac 0

fat girls need loving too...

Rizzie0512 18

why do you assume she's fat?

distantg 0

you should use photoshop

pumpkinpie_fml 0

#5 has a good point.