Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Great timing
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML
No more pranks please
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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xtna 9
What did we do before the internet?
Rogerrr57 21
That's great! You don't need a girlfriend who uses Vine
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Comments (84)
ankit_gaur 3
m sorry but she z not good for u...
Bonquizzle93 4
That sucks :/
meganmariebryan 7
Well that sucks.
Zazix_fml 6
I'm seriously thinking on the possibilty of writing a book named "How to tell if your girlfriend is plotting to dump you" after reading this
broski4 13
Points for creativity...
Jae_Hellyun 17
That very same week she found out she was pregnant by the guy she dumped me for. She also found out he was married and moving to Canada. oh sweet karma!
fantasyworld 39
Glad karma bit her in the ass.