Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Great timing
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
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Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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No more pranks please
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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xtna 9
What did we do before the internet?
Rogerrr57 21
That's great! You don't need a girlfriend who uses Vine
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LinkandSaria 10
Vines will never be the same for you... sorry OP.
commandercolbert 6
shes a coward for doing that. you deserve alot better bro hang in there
blueknight1st 26
Link please.
rec_chem 22
Wtf is a vine video?
SgtAssCheeks 21
You're new to the internet, right?
rec_chem 22
No. I've been on the Internet since its beginnings in the late 1980's.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Then you certainly around the trendies, that's fine. A vine video consists of a 7 second clip that loops by itself. The possibilities of what you can do in 7 seconds is limitless, from stop-motion to sketches, people always find the way to do crazy things. Have a look at a compilation or two on YouTube..... do you know YouTube?
darcislove 18
thats rough man
azyjazy713 11
Short & (not) sweet
Jasmeent11 15
Her dumping you in 7 seconds sounds bad.
worldclassrager 41
Does anyone have the guts to say we're done to their face...litteraly...not virtually...
shutupmichaela 18
anyone so self absorbed as to break up with you publicly via social media really isn't worth your time anyway
SwimmerBoy16 15
You poor soul