Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
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Top comments
GirlGamer12345 22
Tell him ur gonna get revenge so bad he won't believe it then don't do anything. Him living in fear would be everything u would need to get him back.
cakefete2 31
That would be rated R... For R Kelly.
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Comments (71)
hulopro 16
#7 just won the internet for the next 4 hours
smk3195 4
...start a slap countdown
greekk 21
how I met your mother
DemosthenesMB 13
If it's your girlfriend's little brother, than you can definitely challenge him back in a playful way. Don't get angry at him - it could impact your relationship.
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't get angry at someone for shooting vinegar into your eyes? Unrealistic and too much to ask! Don't be a doormat, but do realize that he's a kid. Make sure he knows the difference between being a fun prankster and being a little punk who maims people.
DemosthenesMB 13
Yeah, that's reasonable. By "angry" I meant "lash out." Really, OP, you should just have some fun with the situation.
bluefrootloops 13
Are you sure it wasn't piss?
glabberfasted 16
Piss shouldn't smell like vinegar...
bluefrootloops 13
What if it was piss and vinegar?
mld4657 28
I like this kid. They keep getting evil.. but op I'd fill yours with red Kool aid and really get him good.. but also remember he is a kid
EdenCrystal 21
You could also fill it with lemon juice. Now that I think of it, there are a hundred things you could fill yours with that are worse than vinegar.
lizziemo79 18
Ouch!
mchmelev1993 10
Ooh fill yours with ur piss and **** and as soon as he gasps squirt it in his mouth
OysterPearls 33
That's just disgusting. And probably illegal.
enddmd 27
It's actually pretty sickening that something like that would ever enter somebody's mind. That's disgusting beyond belief.
Liamj774 36
Ask for a rematch and fill the water gun with boiling water ;)
thefastnfuryass 14
That's the most evilest thing I've read so far... I like it!
pwnman 33
And OP can say "Seems like urine a lot of trouble."