Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
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Top comments
GirlGamer12345 22
Tell him ur gonna get revenge so bad he won't believe it then don't do anything. Him living in fear would be everything u would need to get him back.
cakefete2 31
That would be rated R... For R Kelly.
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Comments (71)
Rexor 9
That kid is going places. Not good places, but places.
cryssycakesx3 23
bleach.
jh921971 10
Or Javex :P
jddrinker 6
Lmao that's so awesome!!
alicat13 12
I hope you smacked his bum till he could not walk!
mhc91 10
#46 Are you stupid? Bleach could kill the kid
skyeyez9 25
Psychological warfare: if you see him drink or eat something. Ask him how it tastes, insinuating you put something in it. Plus get him back later with the same tactic he used on you. Little douchebag may be 9, but he knew what he was doing.
danishaFML 4
lol you should poor water on him we he goes to sleep
valentinov 15
I LOVE how that kid is thinking out of the box! You should give him a prize for his creativity
azyjazy713 11
"That's for sleeping with my sister !" OP, the best revenge comes from waiting. When the time is right, you'll know what to do.