Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
You ACTUALLY think waking up a little wet is comparable to CHEATING? With her SISTER?? Personally, I would never speak to either of you again.
Anderling 33
Filed under “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”.
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Anderling 33
Filed under “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”.
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
You ACTUALLY think waking up a little wet is comparable to CHEATING? With her SISTER?? Personally, I would never speak to either of you again.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Are you sure that was only salty water?
Crowned Sataness 12
cheating is bad enough. you seriously couldn't find someone not in her family to cheat with?! you had to ruin that relationship too?! no you're not even, not even close
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds to me like she went easy on you for your infidelity. Be grateful she didn't do something much worse.