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Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML

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l33tm0nk3y 0

All you people making fun of the OP for not kissing this girl despite having dated for 3 weeks...you're really the most immature ones here. If you think the physical stuff is what matters in a relationship, I'd love to see how your marriages work out. You want to know why so many marriages fail these days? Because so many people try to build them on a foundation of superficial infatuation and physical "intimacy," rather than a deeper emotional and psychological connection. Seriously, quit acting like hormone-flooded 15-year-olds and grow up. That being said...how exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her shirt...so what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.

Really? Are you jealous of a creature with a 3-5 year life span that eats its young? Really dude if you want to kiss her then kiss her, start with her cheek if you're that nervous.

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my friend and her boyfriend didn't kiss for 11 months. my boyfriend and I didn't kiss for 2 and a half months. we're still together after a year and 4 months

you haven't kissed her yet? loser

batgirl_babygirl 0

so?

haven't even, 3 weeks, you guys are young I imagine. hit puberty first people damn

My husband and I didn't kiss for three months and we waited to have sex until four years later when we got married and we're still happily married after five years of marriage.

ilovelou13 0

no big deal. everyone kisses in their own time. it'll be fine.

do you realize you're jealous of an animal? do you know how pathetic you sound? that's just sad...

shumian 4

lmfao

WoGxFALLEN 0

*****