Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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mkymouse90 17
3 weeks you better run she's crazy!
jnanderson 16
Tell her you're sterile
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Comments (270)
breakinlegs 19
One less idiot in the world.
Godsofdracos 15
Darwinism at its finest! Don't even need a shark, with a T-Rex on it's back, with lasers and missiles, and a skeleton riding shotgun to get rid of this one. She's going to do it herself!
magiczebra 9
You run. You run so far away.
weveallbeenthere 30
run and run fast
purebliss_fml 19
What if he sprints?
Ben009 13
RUN
Readoll 13
Cut off contact.... Any texts she sends, save them.. You might need a restraining order
MysticMonkey 9
You shouldn't be held to ransom like that. Emotional blackmail is wrong, run OP.
ZY1431 24
run to the hills run for you life :)
Mynamewontfi 40
She is not only crazy for wanting a kid so soon, but also for threatening to kill herself over something like that. There is only one advice left: Run as fast as you can and do not look back.
olpally 33
Stage 5 clinger!!! Run! Ahhh, 3 weeks? She's a nut bar!
dimple13194 10
Get the fvck out