Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
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mkymouse90 17
3 weeks you better run she's crazy!
jnanderson 16
Tell her you're sterile
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Comments (270)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Borderline Personality Disorder much? Run like hell, OP.
sykokitti 15
time to run as fast as you can
King_paradox 22
What color casket would you like me to order for her?
Sal_G_63 5
Dude, did you pick-up the Over Attached Girlfriend? ******* RUN, bro.
lovelyweirdo 4
that sounds horrible
JoBHarvelle 7
She sounds like a keeper..?
Saphruikan 2
Dude, that's abusive behavior and you need to cut it off. ASAP.
pacmanman 15
You got a three week head start...run man! RUN!
softpink914 7
Watch out its a trap. Suicidal people don't threaten to kill themselves they just go and do it. Keep your condoms in a safe place where she won't find them she may get desparate enough to poke holes in them to get pregnant.
Quiet_one 22
I think a much better plan would be to just not have sex with her. Isn't there a saying that goes "Don't stick your dick in crazy"? You just gave an example of why that's probably good advice. Run, OP! Run!
jellybeens_fml 16
RUN BITCH, RUNNNNNNNN!!!