Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Top comments
NukedaZoo 4
Don't worry, if she dumps you, then you have a backup
cadyt1234 11
Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.
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Comments (182)
JC_1218_Forever 2
Sounds like something I would do to my boyfriend as a joke. Yolo.
seblatz 0
Seriously?? O_o
Bludmagnus 13
Estrogen... the real thing that makes many women unstable. Sorry, but the excess of estrogen is two thirds of why men stay single.
Juwel_Katzchen 5
Dude, drop it now! She's showing signs of a possible crazy streak.
Divine_Right 3
simple,first put on a sports cup then call your girlfriend a ******* ugly cow
cannonman1863 17
Time to respectfully wish her a good day and run away.
lightanddark 17
well do you?
ArianaLuvU 14
Would she rather u call her ugly?
ArtsysFace 14
Well I have to say that I know what that's like
Queenie2014 11
Dump that idiotic bitch