spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Stable genius
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
wastedtime
United States
Time to run
Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Run far away.
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
Woah she needs to slow down..
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Comments (298)
PedroRValentin 3
I already named mine :)
meridius4510 4
Run Forrest, run!
lostfaithinpppl 19
Yup, agree with others. Run and run fast!
renlady_86 3
Run. Run fast, run far!
xBaylorBearsx10 0
Don't stick ur penis into crazy.
NoraT_fml 6
Run. Run as fast as you can. and whatever you do. DON'T.LOOK.BACK!
eliwalks 0
Eewww
panda_bear0618 1
get outta there!
afallingstar 22
Run dude...run far away
JuuChan 3
Head for the hills, pal. Just book it. Not even kidding.