spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Stable genius
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
wastedtime
United States
Time to run
Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Run far away.
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
Woah she needs to slow down..
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Comments (298)
torch433 1
woah tell her ass to calm down u've only been datin for three days smh
sommerfly9 0
Haven't you ever said something creepy to get someone to leave you alone?...maybe you should take the hint... Jk... She's crazy
OffToTheGayBar 9
"And I just ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. (Couldn't get away.)"
Namenlos_fml 20
CLINGER ALERT!!
jiralmancer 5
You should have said you want to name her boobs and ass cheeks first.
DMIN11 4
nobody pays me in wanting to have children ( ._.)
lonkite101 14
And what did you say?
jess223_fml 2
Congrats
Kevin_Dwayne 6
runnn, nigga runnn
pnutbutternjelly 15
If you break up with her she will stalk you threaten any women that you talk to.