Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was dating got with me under the impression that I was Asian. I have Asian features but I’m from Kazakhstan, which is a former Soviet country part of Asia. When I told him I spoke Russian, he called me a “communist Putin puppet” and to “stop making up fake countries.” FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend moved to Germany for her Master's degree and perhaps a PhD. I'm still stuck in this third world mess which we call India. I simped for her and agreed that she can have non-serious relationships with other men. I'm so broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Fmlano 16
I don't know what it is with people and racism.
DrSo 15
Obviously she wants to date and procreate with someone who's Asian because her intelligence is so incredibly lacking. That's the only thing I can come up with.
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Comments (115)
mn_shr 22
First I'd like to mention that OP was only born in Macedonia. It doesn't necessarily mean he's from Macedonia. As far as any of us know he could very well be an Asian that was born there. Nevertheless, OP's ex-girlfriend was indeed an idiot.
SWC_Penguin 17
Strangely enough, she's racist enough to only want a certain race but not racist enough to care if you LOOK like that race. Does this make her a color-blind racist? She may be the first in the world!
amifaiyaz 12
What a weeaboo, better off.
LifeStinks227 10
reminds me of the seinfeld episode where elaine thought she was dating a black guy and the guy thought she was hispanic. both were disappointed to find out they were both plain vanilla white. of course they were misreading stereotypical things to convince themselves the other was who they wished they were.
capa_sarah 2
When I lived in Macedonia and every time I go back I love the guys there. Someone with a brain won't need to classify you based on where you were born. Не ти треба некој како таа.
Ziggy122 15
Well, I guess you're not missing out on much. Racist AND an airhead. Yeah, you can do better.
nicolegrace8925 9
i love saying Arab
clue_me_in 20
Too bad OP, maybe next time.
ihearuscreamin 13
At least she's gone now. You were spared a long jacked up relationship.
hordriss 14
She's clearly a complete ******* so you're better of without her.