Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was dating got with me under the impression that I was Asian. I have Asian features but I’m from Kazakhstan, which is a former Soviet country part of Asia. When I told him I spoke Russian, he called me a “communist Putin puppet” and to “stop making up fake countries.” FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend moved to Germany for her Master's degree and perhaps a PhD. I'm still stuck in this third world mess which we call India. I simped for her and agreed that she can have non-serious relationships with other men. I'm so broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Fmlano 16
I don't know what it is with people and racism.
DrSo 15
Obviously she wants to date and procreate with someone who's Asian because her intelligence is so incredibly lacking. That's the only thing I can come up with.
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Comments (115)
bingbongbingbong 11
Maybe she was looking for a man with a small fellow in his trousers region.
WildWonder808 14
definitely her loss OP!
worldclassrager 41
Well most Caucasian is legit Europe...and that can't be changed...
worldclassrager 41
Actually with this being six weeks it's just a simple way and a dumb excuse to end the relationship..,either she'll come back around or you may find someone better...time will tell...
ironichalibut 24
16- yeah, I thought it was like superheroes and their super suits? So what you're saying is that that dot that some east Indian ladies doesn't automatically give them the ability to see through their third eye?
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Did she not take a 6th grade history class?
shine004 8
Seriously!!! Wtf..
JordanDempsey 20
Well at least you realized how stupid she is before it became long term
mynameisnoone 2
Well.... You kinda deserve it for picking a racist bitch for a girlfriend
scoobydoo007 2
"Cacosi" is the only thing I know in Macedonian haha. It means how are you. Not sure if I spelled it right but yea cheer up man.