Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was dating got with me under the impression that I was Asian. I have Asian features but I’m from Kazakhstan, which is a former Soviet country part of Asia. When I told him I spoke Russian, he called me a “communist Putin puppet” and to “stop making up fake countries.” FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend moved to Germany for her Master's degree and perhaps a PhD. I'm still stuck in this third world mess which we call India. I simped for her and agreed that she can have non-serious relationships with other men. I'm so broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Fmlano 16
I don't know what it is with people and racism.
DrSo 15
Obviously she wants to date and procreate with someone who's Asian because her intelligence is so incredibly lacking. That's the only thing I can come up with.
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Comments (115)
laya_fml 26
Good. You shouldn't want to date an idiot
TheDrifter 24
Wait, that's not how it works?
KitchenWitch1994 17
Oh dear. Let me reiterate the comments for you: your ex is really, really stupid.
perdix 31
She just wanted babies that would be good at math even if they couldn't drive very well. I guess she didn't want to be with Alexander the Mediocre,
bingbongbingbong 11
Most asians are good at math, but not all. Not all asians are bad drivers, but most are. Your comment is mildly racist but the truth hurts.
thomas_ellsbury 4
6 weeks really
cottoncandymango 17
Why is race even a factor in society? WHY?
graceinsheepwear 34
I saw a profile on FML, a Caucasian female, that said "I only date Asian guys." With that attitude, I hope no guys are beating down her door.
BrandiLush 31
I'm a Caucasian female that prefers Hispanic men ...everyone likes what they like. I still think it was shallow of her to dump him like that.
Treveyon56 14
I'm black and prefer white girl, though I do find girls of other races attractive.
graceinsheepwear 34
I agree it is fine to have preferences; it just struck me as odd because it was almost the only thing in her profile and this is fml, not match. That's all. She chose it as the ONE thing to tell about herself.
EpicSquishii 21
I've never have found myself attracted to any black men I've met, but I've seen some damned sexy ones on T.V and in magazines. I also am half-black and have a good deal of black friends. I'm mostly attracted to "racially ambiguous" men but who I'm dating now is the most stereotypical white man you'll ever see. Preferences, I feel, are normal. But sometimes people who staunchly adhere to a predefined "type" come off as incredibly ridiculous.
cristy91 33
I used to think I was only into white American guys but my first and only boyfriend of 4 years is a Cuban who doesn't even have his citizenship yet. Preferences are fine, but if you blind yourself of anyone who doesn't meet XYZ requirements, you're missing out on a lot of chances for happy experiences.
Jemm_fml 29
In an interracial relationship myself and I can assure you all that they soon will be a very normal occurrence. World over. there is so much beauty and excitement in getting to date someone who doesn't look like you and getting to learn new cultures customs and beliefs. I've actually developed a preference for dating outside my race and nationality regardless of what race they specifically are. I've dated outside my culture and race more than I have within those lines. It's just so exciting and beautiful! Plus it takes MUCH longer to lose its initial spark since there's so much more to discover. OP would have been so much happier if she saw this as a new and exciting opportunity to expand her preferences.
RedPillSucks 33
It normal to be attracted to people who look more like you. There's nothing wrong with being attracted to people of other races, but I find it odd when people are unattracted to people who look like them.
acid_moose 7
Race really should'nt be a factor in choosing a partner. Seriously, all races have nice people and nasty people, Interesting people and boring people, attractive people and ugly people. The only thing that makes races different to one another is a layer of skin; and really, is that skin enough to make the race better than others? love people for who they are, not what they are.
lennelleong 33
Superficial much? ALSO Macedonians were one of my fav. civilisations to play as in Age of Empires. Pearls before swine!
pandalover69 26
I'm Macedonian too! On my dad's side! My grandma still speaks it. If you're looking for a good girl well then hello :-)
j_lumos 1
Another Macedonian here. =)
Jemm_fml 29
MACEDONIAN PARTY HEYYY (I'm not Macedonian, I'm just trying to get a party started here)
j_lumos 1
Woo hoo xD
lennelleong 33
She's not too sharp alright! Give her a conundrum - what if she were to date a Turk? (Turkey's half in Europe, half in Asia) (: