Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was dating got with me under the impression that I was Asian. I have Asian features but I’m from Kazakhstan, which is a former Soviet country part of Asia. When I told him I spoke Russian, he called me a “communist Putin puppet” and to “stop making up fake countries.” FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend moved to Germany for her Master's degree and perhaps a PhD. I'm still stuck in this third world mess which we call India. I simped for her and agreed that she can have non-serious relationships with other men. I'm so broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Fmlano 16
I don't know what it is with people and racism.
DrSo 15
Obviously she wants to date and procreate with someone who's Asian because her intelligence is so incredibly lacking. That's the only thing I can come up with.
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Comments (115)
thebomb553 5
I wonder if she was going for heritage or looks. Neither one makes sense, and it's sad that she just now discovered this.
JulianneDelisle 14
Good thing you're not married to that!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Let her go. She is shallow.
lwonderful 11
She may be beautiful. But she lacks intelligence and puberty. Seriously? ******* racist
Wringrose 3
Maybe she meant Haitian. Asian-Haitian sound really similar. Haitians are descended from Africans and are a part of the an island called Haiti (though it shares it's territory with Dominican Republic).
Abominations 7
I say to thee: ebi i mater, treba da nabavi eden svetski atlas i da soberime malce mozok.
llamaleader 3
Good riddance really. I love Macedonia :)
qwertyu_ioplk 9
things like this happen for a reason, if it were't for that incident, you would still be dating a 'mentally challenged shall we say' person
Risho96 10
Welp. At least you're no longer dating a racist, I guess...
caligirllife 11
I'd say, "well I thought you were smart, but I don't want to date a dumb girl" dump her. No one should be that stupid