Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because I added an old high school friend on Facebook. She claims this person is getting in the middle of our relationship. I haven't talked to him in years, and he lives across the country. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
Sounds like she was looking for any ol' excuse to break up with you, OP. :-( Otherwise, that kind of crazy you can certainly do without. Bullet dodged either way! :D
Trinity Fenwick 7
lame excuse. new she's probably cheating on you. cheaters try and shift the blame.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Maybe she’s having a thing with him? That’s one way this bullshit could add up.
jbuckets_404 39
Sounds like she was looking for any ol' excuse to break up with you, OP. :-( Otherwise, that kind of crazy you can certainly do without. Bullet dodged either way! :D
Trinity Fenwick 7
lame excuse. new she's probably cheating on you. cheaters try and shift the blame.
mymegangirl 7
I dont really get why adding a male friend is an issue unless you're bisexual and she sees him as a threat. otherwise I think she just wanted an excuse.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Well sounds like you dodged a bullet there, all kindsa crazy in that one.
randybryant799 21
She just wanted to break up and she's using that as an excuse.