joeshmoe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
HatedbyBras
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Defeated
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Embarassed
Kent, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gotcha
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Hikara
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
shit....
Kuala Selangor, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Slick move
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
captainocd
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Intimate moment ruined
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(
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flockz 20
ok you got us all hooked. did you get it off?
Blueglasscup 18
Well sometimes I can't do it right and I'm a girl!
daminantion 14
You're a half Asian 16 year old: you won't even need a bra till you're 40.
rhysfucker 24
Just bite the bullet, go around back, and unhook that sucker. Results > Pride...
chaoticxxxmess 3
Or she can unhook it herself. Never really got why that would be so awful.
hotPinklipstick 24
I always unhook my own bra, it's faster and sexier in my opinion.
PoeSlayer 0
92 it depends on the mood.
dhardesty23 8
bro I feel ya. its tough to do sometimes
Johnny6speed 0
Just get a manikin put a bra on it and practice. The one handed removal takes a bit to learn but ladies get moist when I do it. Keep practicing buddy.
bizarre_ftw 22
Mannequin
Awsumuzzie 12
I know it's not hard, but it's not a skill either... You know what this is? Me pounding your ego.
chili10 18
You're overly cocky. Sure it's nice when a boy doesn't take forever to get your bra of but it's not like it's that big of a deal. It's not even foreplay, it's how you get to the foreplay... "oh my god, girl he was amazing in bed last night! He only used ONE hand to undo my bra! It was magical."
PYLrulz 17
18 - well aren't you the **** of the walk
Deemee 3
You're such a tool.
supahcoolperson 0
lmfao! that's great, you go gurl! and as for you op, its not that hard to undo a bra, but you're a guy so I can't say anythng :)
Pelreskovich 11
Practice makes perfect.. But really, it's not that difficult, just a clip.
OnlyAvailableID 28
Inexperienced at sex for 200 points please.
RedPillSucks 33
Who is joeshmoe?
perdix 31
She's probably fantasizing about boning Alex Trebek (mustache or post-mustache era?) What is "Hurry up, butterfingers, before I lose the mood?"
kristena103 14
Perdix ur back on track
Strafeh 9
Was he ever off?
iknowimawesome 13
Why is this so hard? Do bras need to come with an instruction manual or something?
iluvyous143 0
Yes I'm a girl and I can barely undo mine