Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
Defeated
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Gotcha
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
Slick move
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Intimate moment ruined
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(
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Zombii 4
I don't get why people say they're so hard to undo, I can get my girlfriends undone one handed, and through the outside of her shirt without looking.. it's getting it back on that way that's hard
ILEIKGURLS 0
Because you're the studliest stud who ever was a stud. I bet the only bra you've ever seen is your moms.
RedPillSucks 33
That's how he practiced. Mommy like.
amykins164 3
Mood killerrrrr
TexasMud 8
Shit.... If your mood changes from hot to not in 30seconds your boyfriend has a much larger problem than taking a bra off.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
I believe it is 'What is a mood killer?'
every1luvsboners 11
Reason #1324 why I always carry a machete.
ILEIKGURLS 0
Boners! Haven't seen you in a while.
bizarre_ftw 22
Borrow a bra and practice, it's actually quite easy. There are ridges in the fabric, get your thumb in one on the bottom strap so you can push the strap one way and get your middle or pointer finger in on the top strap so you can push it the other way, then push the two toward each other, not toward you, toward her is fine but try not to hurt her, mostly try to keep it horizontal, just simply push the straps toward each other and they'll unhook, practice but that's basically how it's done (one handed btw, it easier when you get the hang of it)
perdix 31
Thanks of the details, but I've found that a one-handed technique is just for show. I've found that I have plenty of time with both hands behind her back. I could be pressing her close to my chest in an enveloping embrace. I could be biting her neck or nibbling her ear. Perhaps, we could be engaged in deep kissing, our lips pressed together and our tongues dancing with each other . . . what were we talking about?
perdix 31
#84, who were you talking to?
RedPillSucks 33
Damn it, perdix!!!! I'm at work!!! and now I'm horney!!!!!
kzzubigirl6 3
Awe, if it takes you that long to take off a bra you must not do it often..
Reddeaded 5
Did you win?
TheWhiteBunny 3
If I were you I'd hummed back while she's giving you a bj. But then I'm a crazy bunny. What do I know.
XxYingYangxX 1
Hey, I'm a girl and I have that problem from time to time, it's like a death trap for your chest XD
GoW_Chick 15
What kind of bra are you wearing for it to feel like a death trap, some sort of medieval torture device?
ihatemylife10000 0
You shouldn't even be undoing ur girlfriend's bra ur not married yet!
perdix 31
So, it would be OK if he was married to somebody else?
eagan65049 2
You must not do it very often . :D