Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
Defeated
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Gotcha
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
Slick move
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Intimate moment ruined
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(
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Comments (236)
underguarded 20
Can He Take My Bra Off? Wonder how much she's betting on her final answer.
Mr_west27 7
Amateur
Akharr01 5
And your question is!!!??? How to undo your girl friends bra!!! 5 minutes starts..... Now!
Mimosa2 1
Wow it must be your first time !!!!
Kwolfe 7
I do it with one hand. Piece of cake. Not that hard haha...
crazyladydaisy 4
Lmao! I hum Christmas songs while me and my bf start messing around.
japanizedlady 0
so doing this to my boyfriend next time he has trouble xD
neindian16 4
Been there bro :/
wtf20007 10
And? ...
BadSuerte 0
*snorts* that's funny....did she continue?