joeshmoe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
HatedbyBras
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Defeated
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Embarassed
Kent, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gotcha
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Hikara
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
shit....
Kuala Selangor, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Slick move
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
captainocd
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Intimate moment ruined
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(
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SlipStream93 2
Let me show you how to take the bra off your girlfriend. With one hand!
AyooXKayytee 0
Practice makes perfect. This is how you do it. Step 1: Buy a dummy. Step 2: Buy a bra and put it on the dummy. Step 3: Practice on the dummy. Step 4 (When you feel like you can do it): Invite your girlfriend over. Step 5: Blow her mind.
msjoyfull84 0
Some guys just need instructions, with pictures.
jordannaloves 3
I'll have to remember to do that my boyfriend lol
Ins_Knie 2
Nice, she's a hummer... When your joystick vibrates and you're not playing PS3, it's a good thing.
draydray 3
did you finally uncover her "daily double?"
jingajanga 0
Then you do family feud, point to a wall and shout SHOW ME BOOBIES!!
justinhere 3
Awwww I'm sorry op. Well I think shes doing that cuz its funny, I do the same thing.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Nerd sex!
CallsignArcher_fml 0
either taking your time does not apply here
The_Hitdude 12
Or...?